While I was searching for infos on something, I came across these jokes...
It's quite meaningful and funny! :)
I want to share with my readers!

"I used to be a bus driver, but I had to give it up. I can't stand people talking behind my back."

Shopper one: I hear the credit crunch means eggs are going up again.
Shopper two: Well, that'll surprise a few chickens

Why do women insist on asking men what they're thinking? We're thinking: "Better think of something to say, better think of something to say." Either that or we're imagining that we're spies.


A man walks into the doctors and says "I've broken my arm in three places."
The doctor says "Well don't go there again."


A brain goes into a bar. The barman says "I'm not going to serve you, you're out of your skull."


Man lost in Edinburgh says to a policeman, 'Excuse me is there a B&Q in Leith?' Policeman replies, 'No sir, but there are two Ds and two Es in Dundee"